King Lear: The Wingate Summary

It begins with king lear, old dude with three daughters, two bitches and one nice chick who gets totally disowned because she told the truth. While the other two girls were practically hittign on their father Cordelia is all like...umm thats stupid wat they said...i love you but im not a crazy hoe who wants land. King Lears like WTF and totally says i disown u fatty! Cordelia is not fat. Then France and Burgandy have these kings who are all liek hey yea id tap that but in the old english kinda way that means yes id court her. Well papa Lear totally says "guess wat fatties.." why is he always sayign that? "...you can have Cordelia...btu now dowry! How do u liek dem apples!" Burgandies liek umm wtf...umm shes not that hot. France goes, well i kno shes not but shes brave and i liek personality. Imagine that a french guy who isnt lookign for action and prefers personality...isnt that boring? So they go prance off to France land, site of the future Euro disney. Lear goes so yea u get my kingdom u two remainig bitches...haha but im totally crashign ur place with a bunch of friends i call kinghts...bitches totally hate the knights, not cool..but in enters edmund this bastard of this other duke who has another legitamate son, Edmund tricks his father long story short this king is blind and dies, w/e hes old it was expected. Edmund totally hits on the bitches, liek both of them, they both make out with edmund but not at the same time, its shakespeare not a wierd euro movie. So cordelia is liek "im coming daddy" cuz apparently lear goes crazy and w/e, France invades...lets let that last part sink it....and they lose...wow.....so yea edmund has them killed, the bitches kill each other everyone pretty much does except the legitamate bro of edgar who ends it all by like saying PWNED!!!!

Yep...i saved u five days

~alex

I highly doubt anyoen reads this anymore....

As i believe we have all switched to Myspace

hahah figures, we teenagers are soo fickle

Week 2 of second semester:

This weeks words of encouragement:

No matter how many times Mrs. Pyde fails you, eventually one of the faculty will take notice of her blatant attempts to shatter the dreams of the masses....or not.